The Strangest Rugrats Adventure (transcript)

Garry Marshall : [voiceover, after the Paramount Pictures logo is finished] Now, where to begin?

[click tongues with after the 2002 Nickelodeon Movies logo]

Garry Marshall : How about: "once upon a time?"

[music cuts off with opening glitches up and cuts to black]

Garry Marshall : How many times have you heard that to begin a story? Let's do something else. Ooh, I know! I've got it, here we go. Here's how to open a movie!

[opening to The Lion King brief playing and dies out]

Garry Marshall : No, I don't think so. It seems familiar, doesn't it to you?

[cuts to Storybook Opening and hue change]

Garry Marshall : Oh, no. Not the book. No. How many have seen 'opening the book' before? [screech] Close the book. We're not doing that. Here's what we're gonna do. [as a Nick Toons logo zooms in] Why don't I just go back to the day things took a turn for the worse?